Ask Miranda Kerr!
Posted by Wanda on July 22nd, 2008 filed in Celebrities Must Die57 Comments »
Be gentle with her folks:
http://www.vogue.com.au/fashion/articles/news/ask_miranda_kerr
The bad news is that some of the delphi slags have already left questions and they’ve been removed.
I have an idea. If your comments get removed you can post them here. Maybe Miranda herself will grace us with her presence! Imagine the possibilities….
My Super-Secret Internet Convention and Other Tales
Posted by Wanda on July 21st, 2008 filed in Rantings and Ravings17 Comments »
So. This weekend my super-secret internet group had it’s first annual convention. Did you know that I had a super-secret internet group? Well, I do. Some of the members comment here pretty frequently and have their own blogs. I can’t tell you who they are though because I don’t have permission. I’m working on that. Read the rest of this entry »
Aw, She Fell In The Fish Bowl!
Posted by Wanda on July 17th, 2008 filed in The Orlando Chronicles17 Comments »
Well folks, I’m going away this weekend for my Super Secret Internet Group’s convention. Between Dance Dance Revolution, quarters and plotting world domination I’ll have nary a chance to gloat about the KerrBloom splitup. Also by the time I get back on Monday the KerrBloom sex tape will probably be out of post-production, so here’s some enjoyment until then. Read the rest of this entry »
Wow, That Was Fast!
Posted by Wanda on July 16th, 2008 filed in Celebrities Must Die, The Orlando Chronicles16 Comments »
Yesterday I said I was going on a hunger strike until Orlando broke up with his dingo. Today I read this article. Who says he doesn’t read my blog! Read the rest of this entry »
And Another Thing…
Posted by Wanda on July 15th, 2008 filed in Rantings and Ravings28 Comments »
What’s wrong with you people anyway? Did you not notice that I have been nominated for Best Humor Blog and Hottest Mommy Blogger? Well, didn’t you? Then why do I only have like 3 votes?
I guess you all think it’s easy coming up with this shit a few times a week. That’s what you think, isn’t it? Well, it’s not easy. It’s very hard walking the line between self-depricating humor and full-blown craziness. So how about some love? Just click on the gd links you lazy bitches! I’M LOOKING AT YOU JUST JARED AND DELPHI SLAGS! I KNOW YOU’RE OUT THERE READING THIS SHIT!
Oh.
I’m terribly sorry. I’ve had a rough month.



