Ask Miranda Kerr!

Posted by Wanda on July 22nd, 2008 filed in Celebrities Must Die
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Be gentle with her folks:

http://www.vogue.com.au/fashion/articles/news/ask_miranda_kerr

The bad news is that some of the delphi slags have already left questions and they’ve been removed. 

I have an idea.  If your comments get removed you can post them here.  Maybe Miranda herself will grace us with her presence!  Imagine the possibilities….


My Super-Secret Internet Convention and Other Tales

Posted by Wanda on July 21st, 2008 filed in Rantings and Ravings
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So.  This weekend my super-secret internet group had it’s first annual convention.  Did you know that I had a super-secret internet group?  Well, I do.  Some of the members comment here pretty frequently and have their own blogs.  I can’t tell you who they are though because I don’t have permission.  I’m working on that. Read the rest of this entry »


Aw, She Fell In The Fish Bowl!

Posted by Wanda on July 17th, 2008 filed in The Orlando Chronicles
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Well folks, I’m going away this weekend for my Super Secret Internet Group’s convention.  Between Dance Dance Revolution, quarters and plotting world domination I’ll have nary a chance to gloat about the KerrBloom splitup.  Also by the time I get back on Monday the KerrBloom sex tape will probably be out of post-production, so here’s some enjoyment until then. Read the rest of this entry »


Wow, That Was Fast!

Posted by Wanda on July 16th, 2008 filed in Celebrities Must Die, The Orlando Chronicles
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Yesterday I said I was going on a hunger strike until Orlando broke up with his dingo.  Today I read this article.  Who says he doesn’t read my blog! Read the rest of this entry »


And Another Thing…

Posted by Wanda on July 15th, 2008 filed in Rantings and Ravings
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What’s wrong with you people anyway?  Did you not notice that I have been nominated for Best Humor Blog and Hottest Mommy Blogger?  Well, didn’t you?  Then why do I only have like 3 votes?

I guess you all think it’s easy coming up with this shit a few times a week.  That’s what you think, isn’t it?  Well, it’s not easy.  It’s very hard walking the line between self-depricating humor and full-blown craziness.  So how about some love?  Just click on the gd links you lazy bitches!  I’M LOOKING AT YOU JUST JARED AND DELPHI SLAGS!  I KNOW YOU’RE OUT THERE READING THIS SHIT! 

Oh.

I’m terribly sorry.  I’ve had a rough month.